Friday, January 30, 2009

A Mentally Deficient Boy

Oh Danny Boy,
The tears, your tears, are falling.
You've just been screwed, as screwed as a man might get.
You should be scared, Stephen Harper may come calling,
Oh Danny Boy. . . you ain't seen nothing yet!

But don't come back. . . . . . to visit, in Ontario.
Keep your big, fat ass, sitting on that stupid isle.
Just stay there. . . . . . . . in your stinky fish scenario,
Quislings like you, don't last, but a very rancid while.
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Oh Danny Boy,
You must study, and learn your ABCs.
And you must watch, very close, your Ps and Qs.
Or Stephen Harper, who has a lot of recipes,
Might throw you in, a big pot of fish and brews.

All Canadians know. . . . . . . you're mentally retarded,
We've seen you rant, and rave, and lose it, on TV
Stay where you are. . . . . . . you soon will be discarded,
Oh Danny Boy, you're not, you're just not, our cup of tea!

Dimmy