CBC Has A Bono To Pick With Harper.

It was mentioned on an earlier post that the CBC would find a clever way to discredit Harper while he was at the G-8 Summit. Well, it wasn't very clever. They found a couple of well known Canada Haters, and gave them a million dollars worth of air time to discredit Canada's role at the G-8 and to tell Canadians what a rat Harper is. Let's digress. Way back when Martin was the PM, Bono came to Canada to get his monthly dose of publicity with which to shine his halo. Sensing there could be young votes available, Martin played Bono like a slow violin; promising lots but dithering even more. Bono had never met such an accomplished ditherer!
Frustrated, Bono and partner Geldof decide to enlist the aid of the opposition. They found out real fast that Harper is not a ditherer. Harper said, "Listen Homo Bono. . . Up your ass with a broken glass, and stinger needles for Geldof!" Well! That was just too much! Bono ripped off his famous rose coloured sunglasses! A Bold act of courage! Like Holy Wow, Man! It just doesn't get much heavier than that!
Roll ahead a couple of years and Bono and his faithful partner are still trying to rub shoulders with big guys. They manage to get a picture with Bush and another with Putin. When Bono asked Harper to pose for a picture, Harper just looked at him and said,
Stick a thorny rose up your horny nose,
Stick a John Deere gear in your ear.
Give your feet an acid treat,
And another broken glass up your rear!
Bono ran screeching down the French pathway all the while screaming, "Where are those Canadian TV people? Where's the CBC? I'm ready for interviews. No charge!
And interviews he gave. And so did his partner, Geldof. You can catch those interviews on CBC TV and Radio every hour on the hour, during the next election!

Dimmy

Welcome Back Khadr

The Khadrs! What a family! They make the Trailer Park Boys look and act like Royalty! They're so low on the evolutionary scale they need Binoculars to see a snake's belly! However, they're smart enough to take advantage of Canadians good nature, and grab as many benefits as possible while laughing at our gentle souls.
The Khadrs! On September 11, 2001 Mama Khadr did a gleeful dance when the Twin Towers fell. While people around the world looked on in horror, Mama was heard to say. "Our praise be to Allah! It's the most wonderful day in a Muslim's life! Allah will make sure those Glorious pilots have eternal happiness in paradise! All Praise be to Allah!"
The Khadrs! In April, 2004, Papa Ahmad and his son, Abdul are in Pakastan doing what they love to do, Killing people! But Alas, poor Papa gets shot and bites the dust! (Don't worry, Allah immediately put him in Paradise!) Abdul also gets shot, but lives. (Poor guy! So near but yet. . .) Now, here's Mama with a dead husband and a paralyzed son. Even Allah, though he's good at the Paradise thing, seems unable to help her still-alive son. What to do? What to do? Well, she highballs back to Canada, of course, to pick up her Welfare cheque and to get free medical treatment for her little sweetheart!
The Khadrs! Meanwhile, Abduraman, who calls himself the black sheep of the family, (That's a terrible insult to the whole black race and to every sheep that ever roamed a hillside!) has figured out a way to get free education in Canada while he's not abroad bombing innocent people!
The Khadrs! Two of the Canadian Government Opposition Parties want our PM to do something nice for poor Omar, the youngest son, who's still at Guantanimo for killing a medic. Yes, The Liberals and the Greens want Our PM to intercede with Bush, and to send some more top lawyers down in Bush country to Bring Omar Khadr back "home" to Canada and to his wonderful family! Afterall, he was only fifteen when He killed that medic! Stephane Dion and Elizabeth, MAYflower, have said they'd both be at the airport to welcome back the youngest Khadr!

Dimmy

CBC Coyote

On June 4, 2007, Prime Minister Harper will be in Berlin for the Canada-EU Summit. Betcha a doughnut the CBC will find some clever way to discredit him. From June 6 to June 8 the PM will be at the G-8 Summit. Betcha a doughnut. . .! While in Berlin the PM will deliver a speech to German and Canadian business and science leaders. Doughnuts, anybody? Later he will go to Paris to meet with the President and the Prime Minister of France. . . What was that? The CBC is going to buy Tim Hortons?
Holy Doughnut holes! I tell ya, the CBC is one smart outfit! It's darn near impossible to keep up with their wiley ways!

Dimmy