When I grow up I'm going to be a part of the CBC management. . . Just like my Dad!

 

Yep. . . it's a pimple all right!

 

Can you tell me where the CBC Management Trainee Centre is located?

 

May I see your driver's license, please?

 

One false move, Buddy, and it's lights out!

 

CBC's all wet

Wipe the drool from your chins,
Shake your heads to make it fall,
Not too vigorously please,
Or it could splatter on the wall.
CBC has a cause celebre,
One they hope wont go away,
But will embarrass Stephen Harper.
And Maxime, his protege.

They don't care what's right or wrong,
They just want to do Harper in,
They lie and slander for Dion,
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WIPE YOUR CHIN!

That little citizen of France
Would sell his soul for a hundred votes
If CBC helps him get elected,
They'll get millions of bank notes.
Reminiscent of Jean Chretien,
Who gave CBC that sixty mil
For the assassination of poor Stockwell,
And we taxpayers got the bill.

CBC wants the little Frenchman
Sitting in the PMO
Cause they know one thing's for certain,
Harper wont give them any dough.
So the Corporation is gearing up now
To blame the Conservatives for Bernier's sin,
But the CBC will have egg on its face
To match all the drool on its chin!

Dimmy