Sunday, June 22, 2008

"Mama, Mama, look at me!" ---------------------------- "That's lovely, honey. . . now eat your cereal."

 
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Evolving. . . but oh so slowly.

Last week in the news there was a terrible story about 13 females who were slaughtered because it was thought they were witches. There was a number of young girls, and one woman was over eighty! . . .and you wonder. . . In this age of computers, cell phones, Martian explorations, space stations, etc., it's hard to imagine such Neanderthal, stupid thinking is still happening on our planet!
And then we see 300 men with their heads on the ground and their asses pointed toward the stars and they're chanting and praying and whatever else they do, five times a day! . . . and you wonder. . . In this age of computers, cell phones, space stations, etc., how is it possible that such stupid, Neanderthal thinking still persists on our planet?
And then we see a family. . . Mama, Papa and the three kids all dressed up in their Sunday-go-meeting clothes, looking to cram themselves into a building along with three hundred other gullible, perfumed bodies to watch a gray haired old priest, probably a molester of little boys, perform the miracle of changing bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ! . . . and you wonder. . . In this age of computers and space stations, etc., how can such stupid, stupid, Neanderthal thoughts still putrify the minds of the inhabitants of our planet?
And then we see. . . Wait! What's that prancing down the street? Why, it's an Atheist! A turbin headed man runs up to the Atheist and says, "Com'on, you have to come with me and put your head in the dirt and point your ass at the heavens and beg forgiveness from Allah for all your sins." The Atheist just laughs and says, "Thou shouldst go forward my son and perform the act of fornication upon thyself!" and then the Atheist walks happpily away.
And then a well dressed woman runs up to the Atheist and says, "Come with me. You have to get on your knees and pray along with the priest as he performs his miracles during his celebration of the Mass". The Atheist just laughs and says "Dominus Vobiscom lady. . . thou shouldst go forward and perform the act of fornication upon thyself!" and then the Atheist walks happily away.
And then a fat man with a bone in his nose and wearing only a postage stamp size cloth to cover his shame approaches the Atheist and says, "See that young girl? I saw her point her finger at a tree and the tree fell down! I saw her look up at the sky and it started to rain! She's part of a coven of witches and all thirteen of them must die! Come with me to kill all the witches!" The atheist looks at the little brown man and asks, "did you figure all this out by yourself?"
"My whole tribe figured it out."
"Did your tribe examine the tree to see what caused it to fall?"
"We know what caused it to fall. The witch pointed her finger at it."
"Has it ever rained here before?"
"Oh yes, it rains here all the time."
"I suggest you and your whole tribe go forward and perform acts of fornication upon yourselves, for as long as it takes."
"For as long as what takes?"
"For as long as it takes to vanquish those stupid blind beliefs you've been brainwashed with and to glean an iota of common sense! Perhaps then you will see a world of beautiful reality and not a cesspool of supernatural excrement full of gods, witches, ghosts, devils and goblins. Perhaps then you will be able to think for yourself and not have to be told what to think by stupid, silly
people with their stupid, silly bibles or korans!"
"How long do you think all that will take?"
The Atheist sighs. "Evolution doesn't happen over night. I hope it happens before the twelfth of never, because that's a long, long time."
Dimmy