Our Omnipotency

Holy Weaselpoop, CBC, this is real serious. My people are getting very angry. My people think we are getting the wrong end of every stick you people, (All the people that are not my people) can stick us with. Get this straight, CBC, five hundred years ago my people wandered freely over this land. Why, one of my ancestors rode her horse from Victoria to St. Johns without stopping! Yes, okay, it was a very good horse. Every one of my people knows that our Great God-Chief Blusterbum gave us every rock, every blade of grass, every blueberry bush that our horses urinated on during my people's legendary travels. Why, in just one week, one ancestor's horse peed in Kamloops, Port Aux Basque, and all over Toronto! Yes, I have to admit, that too was an excellent horse. Now, CBC, this is well known, sacred scripture and must not be ridiculed by your people. Since the laws of Canada do not pertain to my people, and since the glorious RCMP don't have a clue how to deal with my people, me and my people will be coming to take back Toronto. We want to do it peacefully but our masks and sling shots and tractors are at the ready. Tell Peter and Rex to make sure their desks are spotless!

Dimmy