The Federal Liberal Party

Joining the Separatists makes my anger rise,
Jack sleeps with Gilles then they spout their lies.
But there are two main reasons why I despise
The Federal Liberal party.

I turn on the TV and there they are,
Getting in or out of their luxury car
MCCALLUM and BRISON, each one a czar
In the Federal Liberal Party.

Old JOHN-THE-PAWN, with his baggy face,
And SCOTT-THE-ROT, wearing undies of lace,
They firmly believe they're impossible to replace
In the Federal Liberal Party.

But soon, I hope, there'll be another election
Again WE THE PEOPLE will make our selection.
This time we'll stuff them in a place of correction
The whole Federal Liberal Party!

Dimmy