CBC's Beauties

I keep wondering about that nose of Pinocchio. Does it actually get longer when he tells a lie or is it only in his own mind? Perhaps it's just the perception of the people that heard his lies and, because they are aware of the strange malady, think they see the nose getting slightly larger. Now, if some people heard Pinocchio tell lies but were not aware of the nose thing, they might say, "Did you hear all those lies? And look! His ears are all shriveled!" Yes, I think it could be something like that. The reason for all this deep thinking is this: The CBC has a lot of fine looking people working the screens of our nation's TVs; Damn good looking people! Yet, with all the warping, bending, and yes, downright lying that they do, I believe the average viewer, might look at, say, Peter and think: Hey! Are his jowls getting Larger? Or watching Andrew twist the facts might say, "Wow! Look at his mouth. It's starting to look like the entrance to a tunnel!" Or when Nancy with the smiling eyes, starts warping the facts, might say to themselves, "Gee! Look at her smiling eyes. Why do they keep going off madly in all directions?" Yes, I believe the once loved CBC has a problem with its nose. But then, it could be only in the eye of the beholder.

Dimmy