CBC Has A Bono To Pick With Harper.

It was mentioned on an earlier post that the CBC would find a clever way to discredit Harper while he was at the G-8 Summit. Well, it wasn't very clever. They found a couple of well known Canada Haters, and gave them a million dollars worth of air time to discredit Canada's role at the G-8 and to tell Canadians what a rat Harper is. Let's digress. Way back when Martin was the PM, Bono came to Canada to get his monthly dose of publicity with which to shine his halo. Sensing there could be young votes available, Martin played Bono like a slow violin; promising lots but dithering even more. Bono had never met such an accomplished ditherer!
Frustrated, Bono and partner Geldof decide to enlist the aid of the opposition. They found out real fast that Harper is not a ditherer. Harper said, "Listen Homo Bono. . . Up your ass with a broken glass, and stinger needles for Geldof!" Well! That was just too much! Bono ripped off his famous rose coloured sunglasses! A Bold act of courage! Like Holy Wow, Man! It just doesn't get much heavier than that!
Roll ahead a couple of years and Bono and his faithful partner are still trying to rub shoulders with big guys. They manage to get a picture with Bush and another with Putin. When Bono asked Harper to pose for a picture, Harper just looked at him and said,
Stick a thorny rose up your horny nose,
Stick a John Deere gear in your ear.
Give your feet an acid treat,
And another broken glass up your rear!
Bono ran screeching down the French pathway all the while screaming, "Where are those Canadian TV people? Where's the CBC? I'm ready for interviews. No charge!
And interviews he gave. And so did his partner, Geldof. You can catch those interviews on CBC TV and Radio every hour on the hour, during the next election!

Dimmy